Monday, January 8, 2007

Fun Facts Time!!




(this is a shot of a vending machine that sells beer and wine)

~It is usually mandatory to give a landlord a gift of money of $1,000-$2000 when moving into his apartment building. (Yes, I will be giving this gift myself. It will suck.)

~KFC is the place to be on Christmas Day.

~At many businesses in Japan, they offer alcohol to the employees after six pm. (Its the least they could do!)

~On 'Respect for the Aged Day', tobacco companies will hand out free cigarettes to the elderly outside of train stations and department stores. (What "respect!")

~There are no 24 hour ATMs in Japan (closed on holidays and many only open during normal bank hours). (so convenient!)

~The Japanese love corn, sesame seeds, and mayonnaise on their pizza. And it will always take one to two hours for a pizza to be delivered. (So do the Brits! the corn anyway.)

~Japan has roughly 200 volcanoes. (this is of great importance to my life!!)

~You can buy batteries, beer, wine, condoms, cigarettes, comic books, hot dogs, light bulbs, and used women's underwear 9a very gross fetish over there) from vending machines. And there is at least one vending machine on every corner.

~Japanese junior high school students do not need to pass any of their classes to graduate. Education only through junior high school is compulsory. (Good, that takes the pressure off of me!)

~There is almost no vandalism in Japan.

~It is socially acceptable to pick your nose in public and urinate at the side of the road, but you cannot blow your nose in public.

~Japan is the home of the world's largest phallus festival. (This is why I am trying to get over there people!! Now do you see?!)


2 comments:

Unknown said...

aaaah! phallus festival! hahahahahaha.

Anonymous said...

As if having a child in front of a ginormous c**k was normal...